Month: June 2012

 don’t leave me alone sms

What is sex? Its science with wife, its art with girlfriend, its commerce with prostitute and its social service with aunties.

 nonveg jokes

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!

 jokes for adults

In lift, mans elbow accidently touch lady’s breast.
man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me.
lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.

 adult msg

Condom says to whisper : buddy every months u stop my business for one week
Whisper says : ahh if u make a mistake one time, I’ll loose my business for 9 months.

 adult sms

What’s the similarity between school bell and girls hole? When you hit any of these, children come out.

 desi adult jokes

Contest in a girl’s college: write a short essay which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winners essay: oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it.

 don’t leave me sms

One man married lady traffic police. Friend asks how your 1st night was. She collected Rs.100 from me for over speed, Rs.200 for wrong side entry, Rs.500 for no helmet.

 adults jokes

Who is senior’s female sex organ or male sex organ? Answer: female sex organ because male sex organ always stands up when he sees a female sex organ, so respects the seniors.

 desi adult jokes

Boy saw a lady with big breast.
He asked her: can I bite them for $1000?
She says: ok they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse.
The boy kisses, licks, puts his face in them, presses them hared for 10 minutes
Lady asks: aren’t you gonna bite them?
He replies: no, it’s too costly.

 love sms

Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don’t know the size. Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate. Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too.

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