Police wala or fauji ek saath train me safar kr rahe thy.
Police: Ap chutti pe ja rahe he?
Fauji: Han wife ki delivry he.
Police: Kitne din baad ghr ja rahe ho?
Fauji: 2 saal baad.
Police: Phr to hone wala bacha harami hoga
Fauji: Mjhe konsa ghr rkhna hai police me bharti kr doon ga…
A Lady lost here panty in the home
She blamd Nukrani in front of her husband
Nukrani replied: Sahab G apko to pata hai main nichay kuch nai pehnti.
ChAndA
Mou KhoLo
ThorA Or
Or
ThorA sA Or
Bus!
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DO THE DEW.
Nargis 2 doctor:My Hole Is 2 Big
DR Looks In Hole Says My Goodness,Goodness,Goodness.
Nargis:Y R U Repeting Words?
DR:Repeat Nahi kar raha,Awaz Goonj rahi ha ;-
Shalwaari-Saanp’
“Dunia ka 1 Khatarnak Saanp hy jis ka
-Rang White/brown/ black
-Aam lambai 4? to 8?
-Jism Narm/Hard
-Temperature Garam
-Aam tor pr bed Rooms me ladies ki tangon k beech me kaat leta hy
-is ka zeher 9 maah tk pait ko suja deta hy
-iski Peshawari qism mardon ko b kaat’ti pakri gai hy
Mehboob Mere
Mehboob Mere
Teri Masti me
Muje Jeene day
Boht Doodh
( . ) ( . ) hai
) . ( tere
( ¥ )
seenay me
Muje Daba-Daba
Ke pene de..
For a woman every man is terrorist. 1st he attacks her twin towers: then destroys her pentagon and then puts missile in her bunker+ 2 grenades at the gat.
Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Dentist:
“Madam U r holding my balls !”
Lady:
“I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other “
BOY:
main pyar ki onchai or ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna or chuna chahta hon.
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GIRL:
seedhi trha q nai kehte k undrwear or braizer utaar du !!!
Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend
Pathan said: Can i kiss u?
Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove
Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?
Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.
Pathan: can i fuck u?
Girl:No their are my menses period.
Pathan:Lalay ki jan!
ab ye mat kehna k motion b lagay howy hain.