1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.
Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?
Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,
lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.
Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.
Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;
wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.
Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.
Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;
Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??
Be extra careful…..
In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.
KHANA Waqt Per Khana.
ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.
SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.
Q K.
8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.
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Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi 😉
Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.
Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon
Dost
Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti
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Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
