May times, ppl say that d women species talk too much
but dere’s no problem, bcoz d male ear is selective
Example:
wen d women say:
this house is a mess, honey
U n I need 2 clean this
Ur stuff is all on d floor
U will b without clothes
If u don’t wash them NOW
The male ear only understand:
bla bla bla, honey
bla bla bla, U n I
bla bla bla, on the floor
bla bla bla, without clothes
bla bla bla, NOW!!
Naughty boy draws a penis on the black board.
Lady teacher rubs it off.
Next day he draws a bigger one & writes:
‘jitna ragdogi utna bada hoga…’
Tchr : pasive me badlo!
“bache jab sunsan jagao par jate he to hadso ko janam de hain”
stdnt : “sunsan jagao par huye haadse bacho ko janam dete hain”
Tchr : pasive me badlo!
“bache jab sunsan jagao par jate he to hadso ko janam de hain”
stdnt : “sunsan jagao par huye haadse bacho ko janam dete hain”
A punjabi bra ad:
Har kudi di pehli pasand “soniya bra”
hun 6 size wich
1.small
2.medium
3.large
4.oye hoye!
5.hai o rabba!
6.oh tei maa dee!
Pathan was teaching his kid
how 2 masturbate..
Kid says – “this is gr8 fun dad!”
Pathan said – yes, n wen u get 13
u can use ur own cock
Fair & lovely ke ad me face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad me hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad me baal dikhaye
Phir whisper ke ad mein cheating kyun?
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they dont know proper word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS
Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli : “tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai”, Aadmi ne bola “mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai”
Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha “kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?”
Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya.