nonveg sms in hindi 140 character
1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya
Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha
baad mein Ladki se bola
SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.
Ladki sharmate huye:
PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.
1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya
Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha
baad mein Ladki se bola
SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.
Ladki sharmate huye:
PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar gayi
ah
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!
dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar gayi
ah
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon
Boy: aunty why was uncle lying on you last night?
Aunty: he was checking my temperature.
Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking.
A guy and girl had sex poem competition.
Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but you can’t put yours in mine.
Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.
A few quotes on girls t-shirt:
there s a face above this, don’t forget.
Object here appear bigger than they are.
I made you look at it.
F ck all that is missing is u.
Don’t try to find sun here, its not mountain. This one is really tough for Edmund Hillary.
Dad brought a robot which slaps a person who lies.
Dad: son, where were you?
Son: School, robot slap. Son: film.
Dad- which one?
Son: sai baba, robot slap again. Son: “A” film
Dad: what? I have not seen such films, robot slaps dad.
Mom: forgive him dear after all he is your son, robot slaps mom.
Man with no sex organ used a vibrator for years one day wife caught and asked: how dare you cheat me? Man: I will explain about the toy, can you explain about kids.