adults jokes sms in hindi

us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . .
dekha ho gya na suit case band

 adults sms in hindi 140 words

2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day

 dirty sms in hindi

teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu

 desi adult sms

Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale
gaye.
Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat
nahi hai, kal aayenge

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