Day: June 11, 2012

 adult sms jokes

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind

 adult sms in 140

Q: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.

A:VAGINA
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!

 adult sms collection

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:

 adult sms collection 140 character

little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?
mummy: why god is both girl and boy
little boy: mummy is god black or white?
mummy: why god is both black and white
little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?
mummy: why god is both gay and strait
little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?

 adult jokes 140

Kid: Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen
Mom: Prayer krna to achi bat hai
Kid: dady to chup thay unki secrtry chila rhi thee
“OH GOD, OH GOD”

 adult joke hindi

boy: main tere waste bangles lake aaya haan
Girl: tu hi puwade hun
Boy: je menu tera response pata hunda ta main panti lake aunda

 adult joke hindi

boy: main tere waste bangles lake aaya haan
Girl: tu hi puwade hun
Boy: je menu tera response pata hunda ta main panti lake aunda

 adult joke 140 carektar

I was nervous at first,
it was big & long it went straight up,
i had 2 try it,
i eased myself onto it i liked it.
I went up & down on it ….

NOW I LOVE ELEVATORS!!!!!!!!!

 adult hindi sms 140 words

3 log marne k bad Jannat k darwaze par pahuche
1st bola – me Molvi hu mene zindagi bhar ibadat ki mujhe andar ane do
Awaz ayi – next
2nd – me doctor Hu. maine zindagi bhar logo ki help ki mujhe andar ane do
Awaz ayi – next
3rd – mein shaadi shudha hun
Awaz ayi – Bas kar, rulayega kya, chal andar aja.

 adult funny jokes in hindi

Pappu Santa c kothe ki sedhiyo par mil gya
pappu: Papa aap yaha kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: yaar ab 200-300 Rs k peche tere mummy k nakhre nhi sahe jate