Day: March 13, 2012

 Knock knock jokes for adults

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Madame.

Madame who?

Madame foot’s caught in the door!

 Adult jokes funny

In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

 Adult santa jokes

Banta sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands.

When the bartender comes back, Banta is swearing softly under his breath and shaking his head.

“Hey Banta, what’s happening?” asks the bartender.

“I’m in DEEP SHIT,” Banta replies. “I just got caught screwing my neighbour.”

“Oh wow!” says the barman, “Who caught you? Your wife or her husband?”

“No,” said Banta, “HIS wife!”

 One liner jokes

The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

 Adult jokes sms

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

 Funny dirty jokes

Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..
toilet!

 One line jokes

Q. Why don’t guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

 Jokes for adults

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

 Funny jokes for adults

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

 Clean jokes adults

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive