Day: July 9, 2012

 adult nonveg sms

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation,
putting his location in a
woman’s destination.
Do you understand the explanation or do you need a

 smstextmassages.in

A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?”

A child replied “feet”

coz every night I see my mum with her feet in the air screaming

GOD I’M CUMIN!

 sms in hindi 140 words

Larka : “class fellow s”
tum pass ho gai ho .
Congrates !
Mouh hi metha krwa do..

Larki : kiss se ?

Larka : chalo isi see krwa do.

 nonveg sms hindi 140 character

BUY A SCOOTY?..
PICK UP A BEAUTY?
DRINK A FROOTY?.
TAKE HER TO OOTY?
REMOVE HER NIGHTY?
DO UR DUTY?
AFTER 9 MONTHS ?
* GET A CUTY *

 jokes sms in english

The most difficult golf course in the world is.. “Women Hole” any style you play.. as many shots you try.. & as much perfection you have.. you can never get your balls in..!!!

 double meaning adult sms

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!

 adults jokes hindi 140 character

He took me from a bar

He took me in his car

He took my top off

He puts his lips on mine, but don?t worry:

I?m a bottle of wine!

 adult jokes 140 5

Salesgirl : sorry, u cant smoke here,
Customer : but i bought cigerates from here
Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too,
but it doesnt mean u start fukin here.

 140 character adults sms

Niple niple little star

can i suck you in my car

up above the breast so high

always milky never dry

let me touch it never shy

in the bra it will be dry

 nonveg sms hindi 140 character

Arj kiya hai-
Teri ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye,
Wah Wah
Teri ada kafi hai dil jalane k liye
Itni badi pant pehenta hai
Choti si mungfali chupane k liye