Day: July 9, 2012

 msg for girlfriend

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

 love hot sms

Lady 2 dentist: Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai,
Dard to kam hota hai..

Destist: abhi soch lo kya karwana hai,
fir main chair usi hisab se set karu

 jokes sms in english

biology teacher told all students to draw female reproductive organ.
one girl felt shy and looked down.
sardar boy shouted – mam she is copying.

 latest funny jokes in hindi

KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..

Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work – if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand

 adult sms in hindi

A man married lady traffic police.
Friend- How was your 1st night?
Man-she collected Rs.100 from me for overspeed.
Rs.200 for wrongside entry, Rs 500 for witout helmat.

 hindi jokes 140 words

Saas: Naya chawal aaya hai, pakane mein kesa hai?
Bahu: Bilkul aap k bete jesa, charhte hi pak jata hai,foran pani chor deta hai is liye foran utarna parta hai