Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,
I can put mine in yours, but you can’t put yours in mine.
Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,
I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine. đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ
Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don’t know the size.
Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate.
Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too. đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ
A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says…
Meet my little brother.
Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up. đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ
Boy: How much calcium is there in ladies’ Breasts?
Girl: I don’t have any thought..
yet it has enough calcium to push a Man’s boneless thing to standup! đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ
A sardar was attached to analyst books,
He generally read from the center,
Why ???????
Its twofold interesting….
It, constructs interest not just about its end,
Be that as it may, likewise its starting. đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ
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The ideal framework to maintain a strategic distance from condom mishap,
utilize twofold condom with chilly powder in the middle,
on the off chance that external breaks she will know ,
on the off chance that internal breaks u will know. đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ
Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,
Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai?
4 larkian sharmatay hue: Sir Hamara đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ
You’re my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, God-dreading, Sweet, Honest, Independent and Truthful companion.
To put it plainly, you’re my…
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F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.H.I.T. friend! đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ
Girl: what do you like in me?
Boy: those two balls having black dots in center.
Girl: you rascal are you with me for that?
Boy: yes, I like your eyes. đ đ đ đ đ đ đ đ