adult jokes

 Sex Poem Competition Funny Adult SMS

Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,

I can put mine in yours, but you can’t put yours in mine.

Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,

I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Salesgirl And Customer Funny Non Vej Joke

Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don’t know the size.

Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate.

Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Dirty SMS Jokes

A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says…

Meet my little brother.

Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Non Veg Message In Hindi 140 Character

Boy: How much calcium is there in ladies’ Breasts?

Girl: I don’t have any thought..
yet it has enough calcium to push a Man’s boneless thing to standup! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Sardar Ji Funny Jokes In English

A sardar was attached to analyst books,

He generally read from the center,

Why ???????

Its twofold interesting….

It, constructs interest not just about its end,

Be that as it may, likewise its starting. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Non Veg Hindi Shyari

उसने उतारी साडी,

फिर आई पेटीकोट की बारी;

ब्लाउज तो पहले ही दिया था उतार;

ज्यादा उत्साहित ना हो मेरे यार,

यह तो था कपडे सुखाने का तार। 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Hot Jokes In English

The ideal framework to maintain a strategic distance from condom mishap,

utilize twofold condom with chilly powder in the middle,

on the off chance that external breaks she will know ,

on the off chance that internal breaks u will know. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Dabble Meaning Jokes In Hindhi

Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,

Principal entered in class an asked angrily:

Kis ka period chal raha hai?

4 larkian sharmatay hue: Sir Hamara 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Non Vej Friendship Jokes

You’re my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, God-dreading, Sweet, Honest, Independent and Truthful companion.

To put it plainly, you’re my…

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F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.H.I.T. friend! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Girl & Boy Dubble Meaning Jokes

Girl: what do you like in me?

Boy: those two balls having black dots in center.

Girl: you rascal are you with me for that?

Boy: yes, I like your eyes. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛