Dirty English Joke
A young lady saw a man brimming with tattoo,
Nike on his arms,
Reebok on his legs,
she was shocked when saw helps in his sex organ,
He said: unwind when it augments,
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it gets to be Adidas..
A young lady saw a man brimming with tattoo,
Nike on his arms,
Reebok on his legs,
she was shocked when saw helps in his sex organ,
He said: unwind when it augments,
.
.
.
.
it gets to be Adidas..
This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?
HONTON” se tere “HONTON” ko geela kr don
Tere “HONTO” ko me or bhi raseela kr don
Tu is qadar PYAR kary k PYAR ki inteha ho jaey,
Tere “HONTO” ko choos kr tujhe or bhi joshila kr don
Na rahe aarzo dor hatne ki
raat jo Pakron tere “HOONT” apne “HONTO” se,
Subha tak tery “HOONT”or nashela kr don.
He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!
Husbnd in susral
teling 2 wife:
ao sex karen
wife: Nahi ye mery
baap ka ghar hy
sharm ati hy mujy,
Husbnd:mery baap
ka ghar koi chakla hai
jo roz tyar hoti
ho..
Peter -: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si 3 cheeze sabse jahyahda pasand hai?
Ajeet -: Ek Mona,
Doosra Sona,
aur Tisra,
Mona ke saath Sona.
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