Boy & Girl Funny Jokes In English
Boy to girl: are you sure your name is not GOOGLE!
Girl answered: No, of course not, WHY ?!!
Boy: because you have everything that I am searching for. π π π π π π π π
Boy to girl: are you sure your name is not GOOGLE!
Girl answered: No, of course not, WHY ?!!
Boy: because you have everything that I am searching for. π π π π π π π π
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par man jana manane se,
Warna yeh bhigi palkein le ke hum kaha jayengeβ¦
Best lines said by a Friend.
“I can’t guarantee to tackle every one of your issues
in any case
I can just guarantee that
I will never give you a chance to face only them”
Make a mind which never Minds..
Make a heart which never Hurts..
Make a touch which never Pains..&
Make a relation which never Ends..
Manzile Unhiko Milti Hai,
Jinke Sapno Me Jaan Hoti Hai.
Sirf Pankho Se Kuch Nahi Hota Doston,
Hauslo Se UDAAN Hoti Hai..
A little contrast amongst PROMISES and MEMORIES…
Guarantees …We break them!
Recollections They break us.!
Its actual.
John: “Yew hold up here, Mirandy, while I purchase your ticket.”
Mirandy: “Daon’t yew dew it, John; yew can’t say fer beyond any doubt that the train’ll show up-I don’t never put stock in payin’ fer a thing ’til I git it.” π π π π π π π π
Father: Why did you get such a low score in, to the point that exam?
Child: Absence!
Father: You were truant upon the arrival of the exam?
Child: No however the kid who sits alongside me was! π π π π π π π π
Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years of age. π π π π π π π π
The Day Was the Last
The Day Was Gone
The Day Was Sad
The Day Made Me Mad
Because You Left My Heart.
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