Boy & Girl Funny Jokes In English

Boy to girl: are you sure your name is not GOOGLE!

Girl answered: No, of course not, WHY ?!!

Boy: because you have everything that I am searching for. πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

 Best SMS For Friends

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,

Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,

Par man jana manane se,

Warna yeh bhigi palkein le ke hum kaha jayenge…

 Best Friendship SMS In English

Best lines said by a Friend.

“I can’t guarantee to tackle every one of your issues

in any case

I can just guarantee that

I will never give you a chance to face only them”

 Heart Touching English massages 140

Make a mind which never Minds..

Make a heart which never Hurts..

Make a touch which never Pains..&

Make a relation which never Ends..

 Life SMS In English

Manzile Unhiko Milti Hai,

Jinke Sapno Me Jaan Hoti Hai.

Sirf Pankho Se Kuch Nahi Hota Doston,

Hauslo Se UDAAN Hoti Hai..

 Heart touching SMS In English

A little contrast amongst PROMISES and MEMORIES…

Guarantees …We break them!

Recollections They break us.!

Its actual.

 Best Funny Jokes

John: “Yew hold up here, Mirandy, while I purchase your ticket.”

Mirandy: “Daon’t yew dew it, John; yew can’t say fer beyond any doubt that the train’ll show up-I don’t never put stock in payin’ fer a thing ’til I git it.” πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

 Exam Jokes In English

Father: Why did you get such a low score in, to the point that exam?

Child: Absence!

Father: You were truant upon the arrival of the exam?

Child: No however the kid who sits alongside me was! πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

 Funny Teacher Student Joke In English

Teacher :What happened in 1809?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1819?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years of age. πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜› πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

 Broken Heart SMS In English

The Day Was the Last

The Day Was Gone

The Day Was Sad

The Day Made Me Mad

Because You Left My Heart.

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