Husband (viewing a video):

Try not to do it! I swear you going to think twice about it for

whatever remains of your life. You dumb bonehead! Try not to say

yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he really did it! What a numb nuts!

Wife: Honey, why you so distraught? What’aya viewing?

Husband: Our wedding service. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛