Husband (viewing a video):
Try not to do it! I swear you going to think twice about it for
whatever remains of your life. You dumb bonehead! Try not to say
yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he really did it! What a numb nuts!
Wife: Honey, why you so distraught? What’aya viewing?
Husband: Our wedding service. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛