Month: May 2016

 Sardar Ji Funny SMS

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 Teacher And Student Joke

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.

Student: I is the….

Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an
“I”.

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Very Funny Hindi Joke

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 Little Jonny Joke

Little Johnny: Teacher, would I be able to go to the restroom?

Educator: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the washroom?

Little Johnny: But I asked first! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Doctor And Patient Jokes In English

A man goes to the specialist and says, “Specialist, wherever I touch, it harms.”

The specialist asks, “What do you mean?”

The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it truly stings. In the event that I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my temple, it outrageously stings.”

The specialist says, “I realize what’s the matter with you – you’ve broken your finger!” 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Friendship SMS

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 Non Vej Joke In Hindi

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 Master sai bachkar rahana re..

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 Boy Propose Girl Funny SMS

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 Mother And Son Joke

Mother, “How was school today, Herry?”

Herry, “It was truly incredible mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do exceptionally favor stuff with you nowadays. Also, what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Herry, “What school?” 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛