Day: July 2, 2012

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A boy comes to class with broken specs.
Teacher: what happened?
Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.
Teacher: but how did your specs break?
Boy: she closed her legs.

 adults jokes

Girl> Agar Tumhe 8 Boobs mile to kya Karoge?

Boy> Khushi se Dabaunga, Chusunga, Chatunga, Uspe Sounga..

Girl>To Wahan 1 Kutiya leti hai, ja Shuru ho ja..!!

 dirty jokes in hindi

1 aurat najumi se, kia mere haath mei dolat ki lakir hy?
Najomi
Yes ap k pas dolat ki do lakire hy 1
agay 2sri piche Ab apki marzi hy jis se marzi dolat kamao.

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2 Lovers Went 2 c film
a mosquito enters into boy’s pent
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n guess Where it bites?
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Naughty mind,
alWays think bad!
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it bites on . .
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Girl’s hand…

 dirty hindi jokes

Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram – doctor T. – why ? Ram – bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it

 37. desi adult jokes

Girl to his boyfriend: What is Love?
Bf : Love Means
L : L ko pakadkar
O : O ko dabakar
V : V me dalkar
E : jab E ki aawaj aaye

to samajh lena LOVE ho gaya….

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BANK CASHIER:
Madam, aap So So ke lengi..

FRUIT SELLER:
bhabhiji, jaraa kele ka size to dekho,
dil khush ho jaayega.

 sms jokes in hindi

Girl: meri choot main ungli dalo.
Dusri b dalo.
ab pura hath b dalo.
Ab dusra hath b dalo
ab dono hathon se taali bajao.

Boy:nahi bajti

Girl:Dekha kitni tight hai na??

 don’t leave me alone quotes

The importance of Unity Explained at its Best… One leg of a Woman tells to the other leg: “UNITED we are saved, divided we are Fucked…!!

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Malika Sherawat quotes-
JHATKON SE AGAY JAHAN OR BHI HEN Me Likhti Hai: MARD Ki Taqat Ka Andaza Os K Zor Se Nahi, Larki K ShOr Se Hota Hai:D