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 Joke of the Year

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are

always

getting into trouble and their parents know all

about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are

probably involved.

The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had

been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would
speak

with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them

individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the

morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the

younger boy down and asked him sternly,

“Do you know where God is, son?”

The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response,

sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even

sterner tone, “Where is God?!”

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher

raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and

bellowed,

“Where is God?!”

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran

directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “what

happened?”

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We

are in BIG trouble this time.

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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!

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