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Me at 18 yo : Apna time aayega
Me at 25 yo : Apna time aayega
Me at 35 yo : Apna time aayega
Me at 45 yo : Apna time aayega
(One day)
Doctor : Rishtedaaro ko bula lo…inka time aa gaya hai.
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Awarded Best Double Meaning Jokes:
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Breakfast can be very PAINFUL when,
Wife orders: ????, ??? ?? ???? ???? ????
&
Servant asks: ??????, ???? ??? ?? ?????? ?
Wife says: ??? ???, ????? ???? ?? ..!
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If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work ….
Immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes:
1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusing Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)
This is issued in public interest
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