Husband Wife Jokes

 Husband Wife Funny Joke In English

Husband (viewing a video):

Try not to do it! I swear you going to think twice about it for

whatever remains of your life. You dumb bonehead! Try not to say

yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he really did it! What a numb nuts!

Wife: Honey, why you so distraught? What’aya viewing?

Husband: Our wedding service. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Funny Joke On Husband Wife

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 Sanskari Patni Hindi Joke

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 Husband Wife New Joke

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 Husband Wife Hindi Joke

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 Husband Wife Funny Jokes

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 Husband – Wife Hindi Funny Joke

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 Shadishuda Admi Ki Khushi – Hindi Joke

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