English SMS Jokes

 Boy And Animal Funny Adult Jokes

A Boy and animal went to stream to wash up.

As he evacuated his garments all animal snickered at him.

He asked: why are you chuckling at me?

Animal: your tails in front. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife English Jokes

Spouse discovered his significant other’s old school report card

FAINTED ?

The remark composed… .

“most dutiful and calm understudy” 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Man God Jokes In English

Man said to God – Why did you make ladies so lovely?

God said to man – So that you will love them.

Man said to God – But why did you make them so stupid?

God said to man – So that they will love you. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Father Son Jokes SMS

Child: Dad, what is a numbskull?

Father: A bonehead is a man who tries to clarify his thoughts in such a bizarre,

and long way that someone else who is listening to him can’t comprehend him.

Do you comprehend me?

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Child: No. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Santa Banta Jokes In English

Santa: I have the ideal child.

Banta: Does he smoke?

Santa: No, he doesn’t.

Banta: Does he drink bourbon?

Santa: No, he doesn’t.

Banta: Does he ever return home late?

Santa: No, he doesn’t.

Banta: I figure you truly do have the ideal child. How old would he say he is?

Santa: He will be six months old next Wednesday. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Sardar Jokes In English

Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India ..

Boss: which part?

Sardar: What ‘which part’? Entire body was conceived in India 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Doctor Patient Jokes In English

Patient: Doctor, please would you be able to bail me out?

Doctor: Yes, you may advance out the same way you come in.:) 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Ghost Jokes For Adults

I have an admission to make

since the time that I met u its been hard for me to 4get u

consistently I see u in my fantasies

also, end up yelling

GHOST GHOST !!! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Stress, Tension, Panic Funny English Joke

What’s the distinction between stress, tension and panic?
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stress is when spouse is pregnant,

Tension is when sweetheart is pregnant,

Panic is when both are pregnant. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Examination Jokes English

Human mind is the most

extraordinary item in world.

It capacities 24 hours a day,

365 days a year.

It works right from the time we are conceived,

what’s more, stop just when we enter the examination hall. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛