English SMS Jokes

 Funny Teacher Student Joke In English

Teacher :What happened in 1809?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1819?

Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years of age. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Adult Jokes In English 140

There are 2 sorts of hooks

first is cricket hook

and

second is brazer hook

first is utilized to send ball outside the boundary

and

second is to control balls inside the boundary. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 KBC Non Vej Funny Joke

Amitabh bachan in KBC

Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee

What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?

Option 1 : White

Option 2 : Grey

Option 3 : Black

Option 4 : Blue

Sardar jee : Can I phone a friend? 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Non Veg Message In Hindi 140 Character

Boy: How much calcium is there in ladies’ Breasts?

Girl: I don’t have any thought..
yet it has enough calcium to push a Man’s boneless thing to standup! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Naughty Love Jokes In English

Law of discussion of affection,

Affection can nor be made or annihilated,

Be that as it may, can be exchanged from,

one sweetheart to another with some slag. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Boyfriend Girlfriend Funny Jokes

Girlfriend says to boyfriend: I’m PREGNANT…!!

boyfriend says: Are you sure its mine?

boyfriend starts crying & says:

“Yaar sab aise bolenge to kaise chalega…!! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife Jokes In English

Husbands and wife resemble two kind of vehicles,

Regardless of the fact that one gets punctured, the vehicle can’t move.

So smart men dependably convey a stepney with them. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Electrician Jokes In English

A woman calls electrician for repairing entryway chime,

electrician Clause doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Woman calls once more, electrician answers,

I’m coming every day since 4 days,

I press the chime yet nobody turns out. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Kiss SMS In English

Never kiss a police lady,

She will say stop-hands up,

Never kiss an attendant she will say next if it’s not too much trouble

Kiss an instructor she will say rehash it 5 times 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Girl & Boy Dubble Meaning Jokes

Girl: what do you like in me?

Boy: those two balls having black dots in center.

Girl: you rascal are you with me for that?

Boy: yes, I like your eyes. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛