Hindi Jokes

 Husband Wife Jokes

Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon?

Husband: Bahut Zyada.

Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni?

Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta Hai Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 School Funny Jokes In Hindi

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 GF And BF Non Vej Funny Jokes

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 Santa Hindi Jokes

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 Girlfriend Ke Nakhre After Friendship

Day 1 – Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me Ok
Day 2 – Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me You Understand
Day 3 – Kiss Me, But Or Kuch Mat Karna Please
Day 4 – Sab Kuch Kar Lo, Par Kisi Ko Batana Nahi
Day 5 – Sub Kuch Karo, Warna Sub Ko Bata Dun Gi Ke Tum Ko Kuch Nahi Aata. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Father Son non Veg Jokes

Ek ladka apne baap ko viagra ki ek goli toffee mein daal ke deta hai

Aur kehta hai: daddy sone se pehle kha lena.

Baap kehta hai: beta isse kya hoga?

Ladka bolta hai: daddy agar toffee achi lage to,

mere takiye ke neeche chup chap 100 rupye rakh dena.

Agle din ladka apne takiye ke neeche dekhta hai to…

use 1100 rupye milte hai

Aur daddy ke paas ja ke kehta hai: daddy meine to sirf 100 rupye rakhne ko kaha tha.

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1000 teri maa ki taraf se hain. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Dabble Meaning Jokes In Hindi

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 Short Funny Jokes

I Love
I Love u
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I love u So much
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Bus Yehi kehna chahti thi
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magar bechari ko ENGLISH nahi aati thi. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Best Funny Joks In Hindi

Boy: Aapki sandle bahut acchi hai !

Girl: Haan utaaroon kya?

Boy:Chal pagli isse acchi to teri jeans hai 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Dabble Meaning SMS For Girls

Ek bus me Ladko & Ladkiyo ki team

Antakshari

Khel rahi thi

Girls Hum Tumko Harakar Hi

Dikhayenge,

Pichhe betha PAPPU BOLA :- Hum Haar Gye,

Chalo Ab Dikhao 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛