John: “Yew hold up here, Mirandy, while I purchase your ticket.”

Mirandy: “Daon’t yew dew it, John; yew can’t say fer beyond any doubt that the train’ll show up-I don’t never put stock in payin’ fer a thing ’til I git it.” 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛