Month: May 2016

 Doctor And Patient Funny Joke

Doctor: “I’m sad yet you experience the ill effects of a terminal disease and have just 10 to live.”

Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”

Doctor: “Nine.” 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Good Morning SMS In English

We’re not too close in distance.

We’re not very close in miles.

Yet, content can in any case touch our hearts

furthermore,

thoughts can bring us smiles.
Good morning!

 Santa, Swimming pool and lady Funny Joke

Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.

Lady: why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?

Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.:) 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Dabble Meaning Joke In Hindi

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 Funny Hindi Joke

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 Very Funny Joke

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 Romantic SMS For Girlfriend In Hindi

Meri Deewangi Ko Galat Na Samajhna,

Maine Chaha Hai Tumhe Hadh

Se Badhkar, Meri Zindagi Se

Kabhi Dur Na Jana, Maine Paya Hai

Tumhe Kismat Ki Lakeeron Se Ladhke.

 Heart break SMS In Hindi

Bina Matlab Ki Zindagi Jeene Ka Maksad

Hua Ab Khatam, Koi Bhi Hame Samaj Na

Paya, Aur Har Kisi Ko Samjha Na Sake

Hum, Gairon Ki To Baat Kya, Ab Apno

Se He Dur Hue Ham, Ab Jis Tarah

Ki Yeh Duniya Usi Tarah K Ho Gaye Hum.