Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
Teacher: Your son has failed See his report…
Eng – 20
Math – 15
Hindi – 18
Phy – 13
Chem – 15
SSt. – 17
Total – 98
Santa:Total mein toh kamaal hi kar diya hai..Is Subject ka Teachar kaun hai!
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SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai…
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band
Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
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Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote
baal Q katwaye?
Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle
nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke
aur kaat de…..
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SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa
kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD
badh gaya hai ke bachche akele
aane se darte hai.
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