Wife: I love you baby..

Husband: (softly) i love you too..

Wife: upset kyo lg rhe ho….??

Husband: Bas thoda mood off tha..

Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame..

Husband: (pyar se) Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai..

Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec me tabiyat theek ho jayegi..

Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas..

Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has k pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??

Husband: (aur jyada pyar se) arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?

Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga!! Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya..??

Wife: (khud confused) Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to me kya bolun..!!

Husband: (trying to act smart) Tumhe hua kya hai!! kis baat pe upset ho?? Batao!!

Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai!! Husband: Mere saath to tum ho!!

Wife: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur nahi!! Husband: (fully crashed) Hua kya hai, ye to bata do..

Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?.. Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi?..

Wife: i want Divorce.. Husband: Hmmmm ok?..

Wife: (gone crazy) Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to, fir tum jo marzi kar sako..

Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha..

Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi, me khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se..

Husband: (apne baal pakad kar) Mujhe meri galti to bata do..

Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab me chali jaungi..

Husband: Acha, to me wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..

Wife: Tum serious kab hoge..??

Husband: Ab kya hospital me admit ho jaun serious hone k liye?..

Wife: Go to hell..!!

Husband: Dont call me again?.. AFTER 3 HOURS..

Wife: Tumhe pata hai na me tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu, sorry i love you my baby..

Husband: (Sab bhool kar) Acha, i love you tooo

Wife: upset kyun lag rahe ho?…………… !!!