Day: February 10, 2012

 Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude . . . . . . Sweety ! Don’t Be Proud If Every Boy Wants You..! Always Remember, Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

 Am I Pretty Or Ugly?

Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly

 How do i play the guitar????

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent 😐
boy: am i so good??? 😀 :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

 Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’

 Only you were selected

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

 Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

 Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

 You are one of the most CUTE…//..

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

 SomeOne.. MiSSES U

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..