KBC main shahrukh ne…,.,,,////

KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

 Girl’s father: “main nahin…,..,///

Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”

 Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

 Mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

 Banda To Begharat Tha

Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
k
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..

 Amir Khan Ne apni Film

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

 Barish ki ek ek boond

Suno

Mehsoos karo

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ek ek boond

Tumse

Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
?
?
?
?
“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p

 Apne pyar ko mat chupao

Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

 When somebody who is deeply

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

 Your teeth are like the stars

Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww … Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.

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