Exams Jokes in Hindi

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 Apna Time Aayega

Me at 18 yo : Apna time aayega

Me at 25 yo : Apna time aayega

Me at 35 yo : Apna time aayega

Me at 45 yo : Apna time aayega

(One day)

Doctor : Rishtedaaro ko bula lo…inka time aa gaya hai.

🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Pati Patni Jokes In Hindi

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 Jokes on Women’s Intelligence in Hindi

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 Best Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

Awarded Best Double Meaning Jokes:
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Lady: “??? ??, ?? ??????, ?????? ?? ??….”

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Most confusing double meaning joke..

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Breakfast can be very PAINFUL when,

Wife orders: ????, ??? ?? ???? ???? ????

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Servant asks: ??????, ???? ??? ?? ?????? ?

Wife says: ??? ???, ????? ???? ?? ..!

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 Drinker Jokes Message

If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work ….

Immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or more of the following Antidotes:

1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusing Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)

This is issued in public interest

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 Sharabi Jokes For Whatsapp

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 Hindi Marriage Jokes

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 Teacher Student funny SMS

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 Girlfriend Boyfriend Joke In Hindi

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