Hindi SMS Jokes

 Husband – Wife Hindi Funny Joke

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 Pati Patni Jokes In Hindi For Whatsapp

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 Teacher Student Jokes

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 Funny Hindi Animal Jokes

Ramlal apni Bhains(Buffelo) ko pregnant karaane ke liye truck mein daal ke dost ke Saand ke paas le gaya…

Kaam hone par,

Ramlal :

Mujhe kaise patta chalega ki Bhains prgnant ho gayi ?

Dost : Kal subah agar Bhains leti mili,

to samjho prgnant hai.

Ramlal :

Aur agar khadi mili to ?

Dost :

To tu Bhains ko fir se lekar aana,

Fir se try karenge.

Dusre din Bhains khadi mili to Ramlal Bhains ko wapas truck mein daal ke kaam karwa aaya..

Par agle din bhi Bhains khadi hi mili.

Ramlal Bhains ko fir se truck mein daal kar kaam karwa aaya…

7 din tak yehi silsila chala..

8ve din Subah-Subah Ramlal ki Biwi ne usse jagaa kar uthaya..

Ramlal :

Bhains prgnant ho gayi kya ?

Biwi :

Prgnant ka to pata nahin,

par wo to subah se truck mein chadhkar

Horn baja rahi hai!!!

 Married man Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta

Wife: I love you baby..

Husband: (softly) i love you too..

Wife: upset kyo lg rhe ho….??

Husband: Bas thoda mood off tha..

Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame..

Husband: (pyar se) Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai..

Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec me tabiyat theek ho jayegi..

Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas..

Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has k pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??

Husband: (aur jyada pyar se) arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?

Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga!! Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya..??

Wife: (khud confused) Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to me kya bolun..!!

Husband: (trying to act smart) Tumhe hua kya hai!! kis baat pe upset ho?? Batao!!

Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai!! Husband: Mere saath to tum ho!!

Wife: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur nahi!! Husband: (fully crashed) Hua kya hai, ye to bata do..

Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?.. Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi?..

Wife: i want Divorce.. Husband: Hmmmm ok?..

Wife: (gone crazy) Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to, fir tum jo marzi kar sako..

Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi, maine kya galat kaha..

Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi, me khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se..

Husband: (apne baal pakad kar) Mujhe meri galti to bata do..

Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab me chali jaungi..

Husband: Acha, to me wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..

Wife: Tum serious kab hoge..??

Husband: Ab kya hospital me admit ho jaun serious hone k liye?..

Wife: Go to hell..!!

Husband: Dont call me again?.. AFTER 3 HOURS..

Wife: Tumhe pata hai na me tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu, sorry i love you my baby..

Husband: (Sab bhool kar) Acha, i love you tooo

Wife: upset kyun lag rahe ho?…………… !!!

 funny jokes

1 aadmi zor se chilla rha tha

sher ka pinjara 20Rs

sher ka pinjara 20Rs

logo ki bhid dekhne pahuchi

saala underwear bech raha tha.

 funny hindi sms

jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,

jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,

jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,

jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai ‘APUN KA SMS’

 santabanta hindi sms

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 santa banta hindi sms

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