Funny Teacher Student Joke In English
Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years of age. π π π π π π π π
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Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years of age. π π π π π π π π
There are 2 sorts of hooks
first is cricket hook
and
second is brazer hook
first is utilized to send ball outside the boundary
and
second is to control balls inside the boundary. π π π π π π π π
Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wifeβs underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can I phone a friend? π π π π π π π π
Boy: How much calcium is there in ladies’ Breasts?
Girl: I don’t have any thought..
yet it has enough calcium to push a Man’s boneless thing to standup! π π π π π π π π
Law of discussion of affection,
Affection can nor be made or annihilated,
Be that as it may, can be exchanged from,
one sweetheart to another with some slag. π π π π π π π π
Girlfriend says to boyfriend: Iβm PREGNANTβ¦!!
boyfriend says: Are you sure its mine?
boyfriend starts crying & says:
βYaar sab aise bolenge to kaise chalegaβ¦!! π π π π π π π π
Husbands and wife resemble two kind of vehicles,
Regardless of the fact that one gets punctured, the vehicle can’t move.
So smart men dependably convey a stepney with them. π π π π π π π π
A woman calls electrician for repairing entryway chime,
electrician Clause doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Woman calls once more, electrician answers,
I’m coming every day since 4 days,
I press the chime yet nobody turns out. π π π π π π π π
Never kiss a police lady,
She will say stop-hands up,
Never kiss an attendant she will say next if it’s not too much trouble
Kiss an instructor she will say rehash it 5 times π π π π π π π π
Girl: what do you like in me?
Boy: those two balls having black dots in center.
Girl: you rascal are you with me for that?
Boy: yes, I like your eyes. π π π π π π π π
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