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What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?

jiokes for kids

Why did the boy eat his math homework?

jokes for kids

Why was 6 afraid of 7

I have a confession to make

I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!

mind

GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.

meaning of WIFE.

Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means – With Idiot For Ever

after reading this SMS.

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don’t worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.

Three dreams of a man

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

May our friendship

May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty

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SMS Jokes

jokes for kids

jiokes for kids

jokes for kids

I have a confession to make

mind

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

meaning of WIFE.

after reading this SMS.

Three dreams of a man

May our friendship

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