Best SMS Collection of Adult Jokes.
Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay
magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena
tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga
phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga
or
phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,
or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye
to tum nikal lena apna ATM
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.
Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega…
plz karo naaa…
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri…
kar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa SMS!!!
A Good friend is like a Good bra…
hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling…
holds you tight and is always close to your heart:)
samunder kinare baithe hain kabhi to lahar aayegi…
kismat badle na badle g*** to dhul jayegi
palat kar dekh jaaneman jiger me dum hum bhi rakhte hain…
bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho to…
underwear main ek gun hum bhi rakhte hain
While reading a newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was noted for his IQ.
“I’ll never understand,” he said to his wife, “why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.”
His wife replied, “Why, thank you, dear.”
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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