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6 Inch ka hai.

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Size normal he

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Mazboot he

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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he

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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain

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Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…

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1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Lora tha.

Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?

Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,

lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.

Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.

Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;

wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.

Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.

Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;

Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka LORA manga tha??

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Ek Baar Akbar , Birbal Aur Akbar Ki Begum Bagiche Mein Ghoomne Jaate Hai Ghoomte Ghoomte Woh Ek Ped Ke Niche Aate Hai .
Akbar : “birbal , Humko Begum Ke Saath Kuch Waqt Bitana Hai To Tum Ped Ke Upar Jaakar Bait Jao”
Toh Birbal Jaakar Ped Ke Upar Bait Jaata Hai. Thode Samay Ke Baad.
Birbal : ” Jahapana Main Upar Se Sab Dekh Raha Hoon Aap Mere Samane Rani Ko Chod Nahi Sakte”
Akbar : “yeah Tum Kya Keh Rahe Ho Main Kaha Rani Ko Chod Raha Hoon”
Birbal : “nahi Jhoot Mat Boliye Aap Khud Yaha Aakar Dekhiye Shaayad Yeh Jaaduyi Ped Hai “
Asliyat Main Akbar Nichr Kuch Bhi Nahi Karta Rahta Hai Phir Bhi Woh Ped Ke Upar Jaata Hai . Doosre Taraf Se Birbal Niche Aakar Begum Ka Gaand Marta Hai .
Akbar : “arey! Birbal Tum Sahi Kehte Ho Yeah Jaduyi Ped Hai Yaha Se Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Koi Rani Ka Chod Raha Hai “

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Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi?

Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.

Girl: Acha to papa pari ke saat bhi vo kartay thay?

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Chalti bus may jagha na milnay par 1 bachi ko baba je nay goud may bitha lia.

Kuch dair baad larki khari hoi aur gussay say boli

Baba ji Ya isko bitha lo ya mujhe

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1 Dehaati Red Dhoti aur White Banyaan main jaraha tha,

Kuch larkiyon ne dekha to kaha: Oh Oh Read & White

Dehaati ne Dhoti uthai aur bola: King Size Filter

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Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai. aadmi bhejo.
Replied “Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se hi kaam chala lo.”

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Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai. aadmi bhejo.
Replied “Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se hi kaam chala lo.”

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us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . Â
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