Insult SMS

 Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’

 Only you were selected

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

 Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

 Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

 You are one of the most CUTE…//..

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

 SomeOne.. MiSSES U

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

 Why do men chase women

 An extra sense is NON SENSE

 Most people have 5 senses.

 Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
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