Funny SMS Messages, Greetings, Wishes, Shayari Collection.
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Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them. π π π π π π π π
SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
“Order ! Order !”
SANTA:
“1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !”
JUDGE:
“Shut Up !”
SANTA:”No,No..7-Up! π π π π π π π π
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1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
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1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
A man strolls into a shop and sees a charming little canine.
He asks the retailer, “Does your canine chomp?”
The businessperson says, “No, my canine does not nibble.”
The man tries to pet the puppy and the pooch nibbles him.
“Ouch,” he says, “I thought you said your puppy does not chomp!”
The businessperson answers, “That is not my canine.” π π π π π π π π
Punjabi Teacher To Student: βTable Par Ink Kisne Girayi Hai?β
Isnu Punjabi Ch Convert Karoβ¦
Punjabi Student: Bhen Chodo Aithe Kihne Apni Maa Chudai Haiβ¦. π π π π π π π π
Never kiss a police lady,
She will say stop-hands up,
Never kiss a medical attendant she will say next kindly
Kiss an Teacher she will say rehash it 5 times. π π π π π π π π
A Business Man Giving Used Condom To His Son To Use As Balloon,
After Bursting,
Giving It To His Daughter To Use As Hair Band. π π π π π π π π
Quote Of William Sexfear
In Todayβs Relationship.
You Can Touch Each Otherβs Private Parts,
Butβ¦
But You Canβt Touch Each Otherβs Cell Phones.
Because They Are Sooo Private? π π π π π π π π
Santa Subha Utha Aur Usne Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Usse Kahi Nahi Dikh Rahi.
Kuch Der Baad Padosi Ne Bataya Ki Uski Biwi Uske Driver Ke Saath Bhag Gayi.
Pados Walo Ne Santa Se Pucha: Santa Ji Abb Kya Kroge?
Santa Beparwahi Se: Karna Kya Hai Gadi Apne Aap Chalaya Karunga Bas.. π π π π π π π π
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