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 Teacher And Student Funny Joke

New teacher joined in the school.

Teacher :- students tell your names and hobbies

1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon..

2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon ..

3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon ..

Teacher :- wow good good Everyone’s hobbies are same.
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Now girls turn

1st girl :- Hello mam my name is moon
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 Sardar Ji Funny SMS

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 Teacher And Student Joke

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.

Student: I is the….

Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an
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Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Very Funny Hindi Joke

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 Little Jonny Joke

Little Johnny: Teacher, would I be able to go to the restroom?

Educator: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the washroom?

Little Johnny: But I asked first! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Doctor And Patient Jokes In English

A man goes to the specialist and says, “Specialist, wherever I touch, it harms.”

The specialist asks, “What do you mean?”

The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it truly stings. In the event that I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my temple, it outrageously stings.”

The specialist says, “I realize what’s the matter with you – you’ve broken your finger!” 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Non Vej Joke In Hindi

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 Funny Hindi Joke

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