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SAY NO TO EXAMS

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail! 😀

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

To b A “Gud ProfesionaL” aLways Start to study Late for “Exams”
Bcoz,
it Teaches how 2 Manage “Time” &
TackLe “Emergencies”!
Think Different

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
>
>
‘Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..’ 😉 B-)

Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
?
?
?
?
Both r turning d book’s pages without reading.

The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:

They teach us to make “PLAIN RICE” in class
&
expect from us to cook “BIRYANI” in exams…!! 😉 😀 😛

Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
“Syllabus Lana Zara”:-P