Police wala or fauji ek saath train me safar kr rahe thy.
Police: Ap chutti pe ja rahe he?
Fauji: Han wife ki delivry he.
Police: Kitne din baad ghr ja rahe ho?
Fauji: 2 saal baad.
Police: Phr to hone wala bacha harami hoga
Fauji: Mjhe konsa ghr rkhna hai police me bharti kr doon ga…