A girl……….

A girl never express her liking for a boy
Thinking boy should express first
‘n
A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend
That’s why love stories end before it starts..!

 You can live

You can live without the Person
who says “U R MINE”
But u can NEVER live without someone
who says “I M YOURS!”
May you be blessed with one such person in Life..!

 Let the dimples

Let the dimples dig ur cheeks deep,
Smiling lips look gr8 on u,
Let d reason of ur happiness renew.
n i bet life itself will hav a crush on u!

 you will……

Husband: you will never succeed
in making that dog obeys you!
Wife: Well, it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with you at first.

 Jab sey begum…..

Jab sey begum ney mujhy murgha bana rakha hain
Main ney nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hain

Bartano aj mere sir pey baraste q ho
Main ney dho dha key tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai

 wife and husband…..

Wife: I will die
Husband: I will also die
Wife: Why will you die
Husband: Because main itni khushi
Bardasht nahin kar sakta

 Wife ko Begum

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to

Husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
Wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai

 A perfect gift…..

A perfect gift for u!
Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,
Non-taxable, silent performance,
Extremely personal, fully returnable
It’s a SMILE from me to u

 Husband & wife …..

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidneis liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidne

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