Sardarji Jokes

 Sardar Ji Jokes in Hindi

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 Adult Panjabi Jokes

Punjabi Teacher To Student: “Table Par Ink Kisne Girayi Hai?”

Isnu Punjabi Ch Convert Karo…

Punjabi Student: Bhen Chodo Aithe Kihne Apni Maa Chudai Hai…. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Sardar Ji Non Vej Jokes In English

Wife: remove my nighty.
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my bra
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my panty
Sardar: ok
wife: never wear my dress again. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Punjabi Adult SMS

Girl: tusi bada sohna gaaunde ho,

Boy: main sunya tusi vi bada sohna gaa lainde ho,

Girl: oh tan main bas bathroom singer han,

Boy: tan fer kadi bulao othe hi mehfil lavange. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Sardar Ji Funny Jokes In English

A sardar was attached to analyst books,

He generally read from the center,

Why ???????

Its twofold interesting….

It, constructs interest not just about its end,

Be that as it may, likewise its starting. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Sardar Jokes In English

Boss: Where were you born?

Sardar: India ..

Boss: which part?

Sardar: What ‘which part’? Entire body was conceived in India 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Sardar Ji Funny SMS

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 Sardar Jokes Latest Hindi

Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe
raat ko call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh…
Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere
mobile pe likha tha…
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MISS CALL.
Cute Sardars !!!

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SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA. BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO?
SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI..MERI TO SISTER HAI.

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Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.

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Sardar Ki Ma Ki Death Ho Gai.
Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Se Wapis Aya.
Us Ne Pucha Teri Ma Kahan Hai..
Sardar Bola Woh To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi..
Sardar Ka Baap Rone Laga Or Bola Kuttay, Kaminay..
Toh Tune Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi?
Sardar Bola-Me Ne Socha Surprise DunGa..

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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says ‘Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon’. The other sardar replies ‘Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!’

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SARDAR and HIS WIFE GOING 2 CITY IN AUTO….
DRIVER ADJUSTED MIRROR..
SARDARJI SHOUTED U R SEEING MY WIFE…
GO and SIT BACK I WILL DRIVE THE AUTO.

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Hospital me Nurse: Mubarak ho apke Ghar beta paida hua he!
Sardar: Wahe Guru! Kya Technology hai. Biwi yaha hospital me he aur beta ghar me paida hua hai.

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1 bed pe 3 sardar so rahe the. Teeno ko jagah kam pad rahi thi.
Ek sardar uth ke niche chala gaya.
Toh dono sardar chillae
Vapas uper aaja ab jagah ho gai hai.

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Waiter: Your Bill Sir!
Santa : Take My Card…
Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai!
Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai ?”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED”

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 Sardar Jokes for Whatsapp

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Most Awarded Joke of 2015

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SINGH IS KING…..!!!

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 Sardar SMS Jokes in Hindi

Doctor : i am sorry,
Opration k waqt Rubber k Gloves
aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.

Sardar : abey, pagal he kya?
ye le 20 rupaye
naya le lena…

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This Sardar ji joke is The Ultimate!

Sardar ji Bank me paise jama karane gaye…
Cashier:
Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Sardar:
Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na…

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