Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
Student: I is the….
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an
“I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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Little Johnny: Teacher, would I be able to go to the restroom?
Educator: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the washroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
A man goes to the specialist and says, “Specialist, wherever I touch, it harms.”
The specialist asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it truly stings. In the event that I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my temple, it outrageously stings.”
The specialist says, “I realize what’s the matter with you – you’ve broken your finger!” ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐