There was a family that had a parrot that was always embarrassing them by cussing and other stuff like that.
So one day the boy took the parrot and stuck him in the freezer.Two hours later the squawking stopped.
The kid checked the freezer and the parrot said, “Okay I’ll stop cussing, but I have one question”.
The boy said, “What”?
The Parrot asks, “What did the turkey do”???