funny jokes

 Little Jonny Joke

Little Johnny: Teacher, would I be able to go to the restroom?

Educator: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the washroom?

Little Johnny: But I asked first! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Doctor And Patient Jokes In English

A man goes to the specialist and says, “Specialist, wherever I touch, it harms.”

The specialist asks, “What do you mean?”

The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it truly stings. In the event that I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my temple, it outrageously stings.”

The specialist says, “I realize what’s the matter with you – you’ve broken your finger!” 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Non Vej Joke In Hindi

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 Boy Propose Girl Funny SMS

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 Mother And Son Joke

Mother, “How was school today, Herry?”

Herry, “It was truly incredible mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do exceptionally favor stuff with you nowadays. Also, what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Herry, “What school?” 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Doctor And Patient Funny Joke

Doctor: “I’m sad yet you experience the ill effects of a terminal disease and have just 10 to live.”

Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”

Doctor: “Nine.” 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Santa, Swimming pool and lady Funny Joke

Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.

Lady: why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?

Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.:) 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Sanskari Patni Hindi Joke

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