English SMS Jokes

 I have a confession to make

I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!

 mind

GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind

 What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.

 meaning of WIFE.

Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, it means – With Idiot For Ever

 after reading this SMS.

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don’t worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.

 Three dreams of a man

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects

 May our friendship

May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty

 A true Friend is not like ‘Rain’

A true Friend
is not like
‘,”,’Rain’,”,’
Which Rained & left away.
A true friend is like
~_~AIR_~_~
Symptoms silient but always around u 🙂

Take Care alot

 Dictionary is da only place….

Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is
Friend comes before relatives 🙂

 True love…..

True love is like a pillowU could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy

Want True Love?

Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW