Dabble Meaning jokes In Hindi

एक अनपढ़ आदमी बैंक मे खाता खुलवाने गया !

लड़की – sex ,

आदमी – कर लेता हू !

लड़की – मेरा मतलब, आदमी या औरत ?

आदमी- जो भी मिल जाए पेल देता हू !😂😂 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Santa Adult Punjabi Joke In Hindi

Santa ek baar ek ladki ke saath sex karne laga.

Ladki: santa ka private saman dekh kar boli “itna bada”

Santa khushi se bola: “O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai”

Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Hot Funny SMS In Hindi

Ek Husband Wife Ne sex Ka Code Bana Rakha Tha – Phone Karna Hai

Pati – Beta Mammy Se Kaho Papa Ko Urgent Phone Karna Hai

Patni – Papa Ko Bolo Abhi Phone Nahi Kar Sakte Network Kharab Hai

Theek Hone Me 4 Se 5 Din Lagenge

Pati – Beta Mammy Ko Bolo Agar Network Kharab Hai To Papa

Public Phone Se Call Kar Lenge

Patni – Beta Papa Ko Bolo Khabardar Agar Aisa Kiya To Mammy

Ghar Par Hi Call Centre Khol Lengi. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Teacher Student Adult SMS

Teacher Lecturing: Sex K Time Condom Use Krne Se Enjoyment Me Fark Nhi Padta.

A Girl Says: Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Choos,
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Tab Pata Chalega… 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife Adult Jokes

Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai.

Dulha: “Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?”

Dulhan: “Nahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Bas Hamesha Karwaya Hai.. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Adult SMS In Hindi In long Type

Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar chhodne ja raha tha.

Jab bhi aunty ke boobs uski peeth se lagte,

wo kehta : “Na pintu na, ye aunty he.

Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli :

Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha tha?

Ladka sharma ke bola : aapke nipples bar bar takra rhe the,

Mera penis bar bar khada ho raha tha, to

me use samajha raha tha ke pintu

khada na ho, yeh to Aunty hai.

Aunti boli : Dhutt pagle, Aunty to mai teri hu,
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Pintu ki nahi…. chal andar ! 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Dabble Meaning Jokes In Hindi

Girl : Are itna bada muh me kese lungi.
Boy : Jaldi se muh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapde geele ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na ye Gol Gappe tum he kahoo. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 Husband Wife Adult Jokes

Pati ke Penis pe madhu makkhi kaat gayi.

He goes to doctor with his wife.

Wife sharmate hue….
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Sirf dard ki dawa dena,sujan rehne dena. 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 School Funny Jokes In Hindi

टीचर : तुने आज भी होमवर्क नहीं किया?
अब तू ही बोल तुझे क्या पनिशमेंट दूँ…

छात्र : सर,
वो लास्ट बेंच पर जो लडकी बैठी है ना उसने भी होमवर्क नहीं किया है.
हम दोनो को नंगा कर के बाथरूम में बंद कर दो 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

 GF And BF Non Vej Funny Jokes

Gf- जानू मैं ड्रेस सिल्वा रही हु..

Bf- वाह बहुत अच्छा है..

Gf- गला कैसा रखना है ?

Bf- हाथ चला जाये ऐसा रखवाना 🙂 😀 😉 😛 🙂 😀 😉 😛

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