Quotes For Wife

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.”
~By George W. Bush

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
~By Rudy Giuliani

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
~By Michael Jordan

“I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
~By Tommy Lee

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes SuffeRing!
~By Jay Leno

“The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a Wife”
~By Brandon Breezy

 Adult School Jokes in Hindi

???Son: Papa, aap ko school me teacher se milne jana hai…

Father: Kyun, kya hua ab?

Son: Math teacher ne poocha 7×9 kitna hota hai. Maine bola 63. Fir usne poocha 9×7 kitna hota hai?

Father: Ek hi to baat hui bhenchod! Chutiya samjha rakha hai kya?

Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola…

NEXT DAY…

Son: Papa, aap teacher se mile kya?

Father: Nahi…

Son: Teacher se mat milna. Ab aapko principal se milna padega…

Father: Kyun, kya hua ab?

Son: PT teacher ne aaj class me bola right hand upar karo, fir left hand upar karo, ab right leg upar karo, phir left leg upar karo…

Father: To khada kya lund pe hoga?

Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola…

NEXT DAY…

Son: Papa, aap principal se mile the kya aaj?

Father: Nahi…

Son: Mat jana milne. Mujhe Ek hafte ke liye suspend kar diya hai…

Father: Ab kya ho gaya?

Son: Mujhe principal ke office me bulaya tha, Wahan math teacher, PT teacher aur Hindi teacher the…

Father: Ab Hindi teacher kya wahan apni maa chudaane aaya tha?

Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola!

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