Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.
Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.
Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:
boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.
Teacher: jony, why you are going out?
Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over. π π π π π π π π
Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,
I can put mine in yours, but you can’t put yours in mine.
Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine,
I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine. π π π π π π π π
Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don’t know the size.
Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to calculate.
Customer: oh I forget he needs panties too. π π π π π π π π
A guy takes a girl to his room, throws down his paints and says…
Meet my little brother.
Girls pick up her bag on the way out says call me when he grows up. π π π π π π π π
Day 1 β Love Me, But Donβt Touch Me Ok
Day 2 β Touch Me, But Donβt Kiss Me You Understand
Day 3 β Kiss Me, But Or Kuch Mat Karna Please
Day 4 β Sab Kuch Kar Lo, Par Kisi Ko Batana Nahi
Day 5 β Sub Kuch Karo, Warna Sub Ko Bata Dun Gi Ke Tum Ko Kuch Nahi Aata. π π π π π π π π
Girlfriend To Boyfriend β Romantic andaaz mein, Ek baat poocho ?
Boyfriend – ha puchho…
Girlfriend – Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Mujhe Itna Hee Pyar Karogeβ¦.
Boyfriend β Kyon nahi mein to deewana hu shaadi-shuda aurton ka darling. π π π π π π π π
Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha π π π π π π π π
Boy to girl: are you sure your name is not GOOGLE!
Girl answered: No, of course not, WHY ?!!
Boy: because you have everything that I am searching for. π π π π π π π π
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par man jana manane se,
Warna yeh bhigi palkein le ke hum kaha jayengeβ¦
Best lines said by a Friend.
“I can’t guarantee to tackle every one of your issues
in any case
I can just guarantee that
I will never give you a chance to face only them”