Month: July 2012

 don’t leave me alone quotes

The importance of Unity Explained at its Best… One leg of a Woman tells to the other leg: “UNITED we are saved, divided we are Fucked…!!

 shayari on smile

Malika Sherawat quotes-
JHATKON SE AGAY JAHAN OR BHI HEN Me Likhti Hai: MARD Ki Taqat Ka Andaza Os K Zor Se Nahi, Larki K ShOr Se Hota Hai:D

 hot sms in hindi

Dr Mareez Se: Tum Bohat KamzOr Ho DoOdh Daba K PiyO After 1 Month Dr: Tum Abhi Tak KamzOr Ho?? Mareez: Dr. Sahab Wo Sirf Dabane Deti Hai Peene Nahi Deti

 onveg sms in hindi 140 character

1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya.

Dard ke waja se bahut ahista se pucha Dr. hain?
Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli
Nahi hai aajao.

 double meaning hindi jokes

Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed..
but men r very decent.
they dont look at that 90%
they look only at the covered 10%.

 adult joke hindi

adki injection lagwate hue:zara aahista dard ho raha hai. Dispenser:jab rape hua to dard nahi hua?larki:us time hosh main nahi josh main thi.

 sms for husband

A boy wanted to have sex with girl friend ashamed of his small sex organ decided to bring girl friend in dark place opened his zip and put his sex organ on girl friend hands.
Girl friend: No thanks, I don’t smoke.