Day: April 16, 2012

 adult sms urdu

aansu tere nikle to aankhe meri ho,Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,Kuda kare Dosti hamari itni gahari ho,Baap tu bane aur mehnat meri ho.

 adult sms collection

Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate,Arj kiya hai……..Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate..to Chand Sitare to kya, Pariyon ki Ga#d me bhi aap ungli kar Aate…!

 sms adult

Zindagi mai jawani k saal na hotay

Humaray itnay ganday aamal na hotay

Mai tumhari gand zarur marta mere dost

Agr tumhari gand pr itne bal na hote.

 adult sms chat

Hum ne Jurrat jo dikhayi to bora man gyi
Hadd hr ek mitayi to bora man gyi

Khod hi kehti koi talluq na rakho
Dosri bachi phansayi to bora man gyi

Khod hi boli muje chho k mujhe sona krdo
Hum ne chhati jo dabayi to bora man gyi

Hum se kehti thi k pasand lollypop hen
Hum ne lulli jo dikhayi to bora man gyi

Uski lene k liye uski bajane k liye
Hum ne khatya jo bichhayi to bora man gyi

Us ne pocha k kali phool kese banti hey Faraz
Hum ne kr d ch**dayi to bora man gyi

 adult urdu sms

Ungli kar kar k pani dia nikal

Boli wo tarap k jaldi se daal

Josh-e-shevat me lore ko rakha choot pe

Dono haath jama diye JÄÅÑI us k doodh pe

Zabt ki achanak asha toot gyi

Or us k sath hi 1 or chud gyi

Baad-e-chudai humne kia aaram

 adult sms shayari

Lun pe Aitebar kis ko hy ?

Mil jaye Phudi Inkaar kis ko hy ?

Kuch Majboorian hain ay faraz wrna ..

Muth Maarne se Pyar kis ko he.

 adult sms joke

Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

 adult punjabi sms

Jawaan Munda Apni Jawaan Aunty Nal Scooter Te Ja Reya C!

Jadoon V Aunty de Mummy usdi kamar Nal Lagde Te O Kehnda

“Na pappu na
A Aunty a” !

Ghar Aa K Aunty Ne Usnu Puchya:

Tu Kis pappu Nal gallan Kardan C?

Munde ne Sharmandey Hoye Kehya:
Mera Bar Bar Khara ho Reya C Te Main Enu smjhanda C
K pappu Khara Na Ho A Aunty a !

Aunti Boli:
Hat Jhallia,
Tu pappu Nu Na Rok Aunty main Teri Aan!
Pappu di Te nai!

 adult punjabi sms

Lami paa lao(gal wich mala),
naale khol dao(dilan di taran),
teri kise nahin laini(saar bandya),
tere wiche hi chhut jana(sansar bandya)So ENJOY SATSANG…..